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[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I can take 6000 shits with one super mega roll?! WOW!

[-] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Yes , if you use exactly 1 square each time.

But someone so enterprising and smart like you probably uses both sides, so 12,000 shits per roll is on the table.

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

I used to run a bidet system, but then I found out about xylospongium:

It's got slightly different architecture than bidet, and you have to manually compile some of the features that bidetinstall handles automatically, but you gain so much more control over your system. Never going back.

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Just Roman things..

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Ok? You still need to dry yourself, don't you?

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Get a load of this guy, never used a bidet! /s

But seriously, there's many ways to go about it. Some people don't use anything, some use tp, some bidets blow air, some use a dedicated towel.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I've used a basic add-on version for a toilet, and I actually wiped first, but it evened out, because I didn't want to get every last particle, just remove the bulk, because I was paranoid about sending bits flying. Of course it also depends on the, uh, consistency.

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