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Tesla's European sales tumble nearly 50% in October (finance.yahoo.com)
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[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

But now that his PP no work, he can concentrate his Super Genius on the next big thing.

  1. The Intercontinental Squirrel Highway

A $400-billion network of tiny suspension bridges, zip-lines, and roundabouts allowing squirrels to travel from Vancouver to Miami without ever touching the ground.

  1. The Global Cloud-Shaping Initiative

A trillion-dollar orbital laser array whose sole purpose is to sculpt clouds into nicer shapes—dragons on Mondays, inspirational thumbs-up on Fridays.

  1. The Moon-to-Earth Water Slide

A 384,000-km water slide starting on the Moon and ending in Bermuda.

  1. The Self-Petting Zoo

A $75-billion facility where robotic animals pet you. Features include:

The Comfort Cow™

The Encouragement Goat™

  1. The Great Global Slushy Pipeline

An insulated pipeline system transporting free slushies to every city on Earth.

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