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Anon is 5'1" (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Wonder what ended the marriage

[-] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

Probably an elbow.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

She lost her grip on his love handles and fell to her death.

this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2025

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