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[-] grue@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

We laugh about AI deleting all the shit, but every day there's a new npm package ready to exfiltrate all your data, upload it to a server and encrypt your home. How do you protect yourself against that?

Yes, by not using npm either.

[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago

That's a meme response. I can snicker, but it really doesn't solve anything.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm absolutely serious, though: JavaScript should be considered harmful and abolished in its entirety. This is only one reason among many.

(Granted, libraries for other programming languages could have the same issue, in theory; however, programmers of most other languages don't have a culture of adding dependencies willy-nilly to the same extent JavaScript devs seem to.)

[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Javascript just made it very easy to add libraries. I bet you if it C++ had an ecosystem as easy to use as Javascript, it would be the wildest mess you could imagine. Someone would create a package chock full of generics that sends your credentials to a foreign server during compilation but output a completely fine binary. But making dependency management easy in C++ would kill the elitist allure to the language and we can't have that now, can we?

[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Every fucking language besides C++ has a proper package manager people use constantly. And conan exists for c++ if you want to push the definition of "proper"

Replace JS with ocaml Haskell anything dotnet java go rust python ruby etc. if you prefer.

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