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[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago

This is why I wrote bat_count.py. You input a number, and then the highly advanced program will count that number like the Count from Sesame Street. Example output for 3:
One…one bat.
Two…two bats.
Three! Three bats. Ah ah ah ah!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

please tell me there's no escape key and it happens at the speed the count would say it. i have ideas for pranks.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That’s correct. It operates at the speed of the count typing this out due to the highly technical nature of the program. There is also no limit so you could put ten billion in there for example.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

so how do we get this included in the next version of windows

[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago

Do you have a program to help you count sheep to fall asleep? Asking for a friend

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Kids these days want everything digital. Back in my day, we used to count sheep by hand, uphill both ways in the snowstorms!

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago

But do AI dream of digital sheep?

this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2025
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