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Anon has a boyfriend
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this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2025
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What.
How does that logic work?
They say they are bisexual.
This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers.
... You know what to do based on ... what shape the sexy time meat is.
... How is this complicated?
It's not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.
Just ask your partner for their instruction manual
Entirely seriously, the world would be a much better place if people defaulted to actually communicating what would be in such a proverbial instruction manual.