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Anon has a boyfriend
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this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2025
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please don't
Ring.
Ring.
... Who is it?
... Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
Why are they twisting my testicle and not my extra nips?
... Extra nips?
Are you... Scaramanga, from the Man with the Golden Gun?