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Anon is eyemaxxing (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 30 points 3 weeks ago

Sleep with a lot of REM could help too. It's basically HIIT for the eyes.

[-] starchylemming@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

naeh, you can have a fucked up sleep schedule and slightly bloodshot eyes and still get eye pull if you do 1+2+3

so what do you actually need to pull the eye fetishists? (anectotal evidence, not applicable in general):

  • long lashes
  • a bright eye color type
  • do not wear glasses

you can do all of that artifically

the majority of people with bright blue eyes need contacts/glasses anyway so almost nobody can pull all 3 criteria naturally. so go ahead and do your lashes, my guy ๐Ÿ˜˜

[-] The_Surviv0r@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sure but which REM album exactly?

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