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Anon asks out a girl
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this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2025
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I mean, considering there’s a 100% chance this is just a fantasy in anon’s head I’d say she dodged a bullet.
What makes you think that the girl is even real?
What makes you think that girls are even real?
Everyone on the internet is either a man or a dog.
woof
Nice try. We know you're a frog!
Im a cat :3
not true, some of us are cats
** Meow **
You son of a removed, I'm in.
Well, I'm taking estrogen, so they're about to become real
If you can't get a big tiddy goth gf, become the big tiddy goth gf.
First the birds, then the girls?
Hmmm... I remember an old lesson from the ancient times of the Internet, now long forgotten:
"Girl" is an acronym for "Guy In Real Life".
Checkmate; girls are a social construct!
What makes you think?
Chatbots would have strung him along for at least the subscription fee.
Tits or gtfo
Well played