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xkcd #3174: Bridge Clearance
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Title text:
A lot of the highway department's budget goes to adjusting the sign whenever the moon passes directly overhead.
Transcript:
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3174/
Really?
Can we calculate this? Let's do specs first. Let's say we only drive until the next overpass, which is likely in the next few km , let's say 5. And we drive 40kmh so for 450 second the lory is swinging around the universe trying to hit anything. Would it?
Well.. Earth's rotation would mean that the top of the lorry would be moving at 3.3 million light years per second ... Or you know, about 100 trillion times the speed of light.
That might break some things.
Unless the lorry was driving over the exact geographic north or south pole.
Side note: the tallest lorry where the top doesn’t move faster than the speed of light at the equator is 3.8 light hours tall, which is weird to think about because the top doesn’t start moving until well after the bottom has reached it’s destination.
At this point I'm actually curious about the mass of the lorry.
I wonder if we could estimate the mass of a lorry, 2.5 meters wide, 20 m long, 46 billion light years tall. Let's assume it's filled with jars of peanut butter.
At that size, it could well be the most massive object in the universe.
Now that I think about it, it could also be too tall, possibly a tipping hazard around turns.
That truck tipping over could wipe out every lifeform on the planet with nut allergies.
The sheer mass of Skippy would become a fully functional ecological system of its own before cleanup was finished.
I mean, it has the potential to wipe out all life even without nut allergies. I for one have an allergy to things falling from the sky at c fractional speeds.
Take a Claritin, you'll get over it
You're onto the right answer. At some point:
the middle of the lory would be the center of gravity of the lory, and no longer have any grip on the road. Making it a space lory with the lower parts dragging in the atmosphere.
the top of the lory would be so tall that if it was driving, the change in angle of a fraction of a degree would make the top of the lory travel faster than light to keep up. This might happen sooner than running into other stars. If the lorry is 1 light year tall and goes over bump that changes its angle by only 1 degree, the top of the lory would move 1.6 x 10^11^km within a few seconds. So the lory might sheer apart, or would sway like a skyscraper in wind with each molecule moving at the speed of light all over the place as the truck bumps around on a road where even minute variations would make the top move wildly.
That is absolutely true, but the intention of the question is different. The lorry is imaginary - imagilorry.