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Can you please activate your webcams?

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[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The dirty secret is there are no SCRUM masters.

There are engineers with SCRUM training. There are project managers with SCRUM training. There are product owners with SCRUM training.

The organization believes in SCRUM master as a discipline. Physics does not.

I'm not sure if I'm being sarcastic or not. Let's call it 80/20.

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