What made up awards have you won? (lemmy.ca)

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[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

I won a cardboard boat race. I got a pink flamingo as a prize for first place because they didn't think anyone would finish the race so they didn't actually have a prize for the winner. Everyone else got a new life jacket.

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[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Are you sure that was a contest?

It might have been a thinly-veiled attempt to hide the fact they didn't have enough life jackets for everyone on the ship.

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