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[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 week ago

described the $599 device (it also requires a subscription that starts at $7 per month) as a toilet bowl attachment that uses “optical sensors and validated machine-learning algorithms” to deliver “valuable insights into your health and wellness.”

Do they take their product ideas from the Onion?
This can't be real, can it??

[-] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago
[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

Reminds me:
I have to rewatch Scrubs! :-)

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

It's real. A lot of information can be taken from those bowls, you know, the kind of information big corporations will use to fuck you up when they get the chance.

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