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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 week ago

So uh... Can only crows take advantage of these machines?

What if I finish my smoke and want some peanuts? Can I just put my butt in the machine?

[-] RacerX@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Only if you have a work visa. Don't want foreigners stealing crow work.

[-] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

there's other places with rewards for humans to put their butt into

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nobody on Grindr has ever given my ass peanuts. Is that more of an OnlyFans thing?

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 week ago

Just insert it a little bit, to get continuous peanuts. Just the tip.

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