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Little Timmy Tables (programming.dev)

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[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 month ago

Feel free to fork my comment.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago

Does Santa accept PRs?

[-] uranibaba@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

CREATE VIEW NiceList AS
 SELECT * FROM Children
  WHERE behavior > 2000
   AND parent.income > 40000; 
CREATE VIEW NaughtyList AS
 SELECT * FROM Children
  WHERE behavior <= 2000;

this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2025

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