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[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Relational database. He's got children, which joins to naughty and nice on childid and both record their status each year so that he can monitor trends.

this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2025
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