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[-] SatyrSack@quokk.au 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Science is a liar sometimes! This is Aristotle. Thought to be the smartest man on the planet. He believed that the Earth was the center of the universe, and everybody believed him, because he was so smart. Until another smartest guy came around: Galileo, and he disproved that theory, making Aristotle and everybody else on Earth look like a bitch. 'Course, Galileo then thought comets were an optical illusion, and there was no way that the moon could cause the ocean's tides. Everybody believed that because he was so smart. He was also wrong, making him and everyone else on Earth look like a bitch again. And then, best of all, Sir Isaac Newton gets born, and blows everybody's nips off with his big brains. 'Course, he also thought he could turn metal into gold and died eating mercury, making him yet another stupid bitch!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zgk8UdV7GQ0

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia S8E10 "Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense"

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