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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands
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Where you can define a method is syntax
In most languages, I would agree with that. In Lisp, I think I might not. If Common Lisp didn't come with CLOS, you could implement it as a library, and that is not true of the object systems of the vast majority of languages.