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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands
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this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2025
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Every time you get over 200k lines of JSON you gotta split it into another app, so you can webscale.
MongoDB is webscale!
I miss the old tts voices and now everything is ai generated garbage :( Bring back the robot voices!