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Anon thinks everyone should grow up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Wren@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone gets a tiara, a chainsaw, a penis and a vagina, and the liberals win.

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh... Oh that last one is really unfortunate.

I totally could have gone for a chainsaw.

[-] Wren@lemmy.today 0 points 2 weeks ago

I believe in you. Get a chainsaw. Gas-powered sound beastlier and make you smell deliciously rugged.

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Electric it is then.

[-] Wren@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

I still believe in you.

this post was submitted on 23 Dec 2025

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