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Anon buys a can of beans
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this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2025
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Fake: one can is surely not a bit too many beans
Gay: My gay friends eat beans. Anon eats beans. Ergo, anon is gay. QED.
Edit: My roommate, who is pansexual, says I should have said anon is pan “because you can put beans in a pan” …I think we might both just be very sleep deprived because, rereading this, I’m not sure either joke is actually funny at all but we’re cracking up lol
You can also put tomato and salad in a pan, but there is no tomato and salad, and that is sad.
no no no, you're right that's a good joke
The fakeness and gayness test is always mandatory, don't worry about funniness