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Anon buys a can of beans
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this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2025
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According to another comment this was in response to someone complaining that Goblin Slayer only has Goblins and no other monsters.
So Anon "Bought a Can of Beans" by watching an anime about a guy called the Goblin Slayer, and is mad that there "Wasn't any salad in the Can of Beans," because all he does is... Slay Goblins.