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Anon and Rusty (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Denvil@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 weeks ago

Im sure his heart is also feeling awkwardly moist at the moment

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

You mean because of the cholesterol?

[-] Denvil@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I think the joke in this post is that the dog is so excited that it's pissing on the owner's chest, warming the owners heart

Or maybe I'm seeing a joke where it isn't intended, idk

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

I don't see where you got that from the post at all?

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