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Anon is Dimitri
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this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2026
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Nobody thought to point to this Dmitri?
'I want to complain about Dmitri.'
'Who is Dimitri?'
'Oh, he's somewhere over there. I can't recall his face from when he annoyed me 20 seconds ago.'
Go on. Try and describe a face to someone verbally in a meaningful way.
"Well, he had two eyes... And a nose... Oh, and get this: a mouth!"
Hang on a sec, that mother fucker has two ears doesn't he?