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A wife tells her programmer husband: “Go to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get six.”

He comes back with six gallons of milk. When she asks why, he replies: “They had eggs".

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[-] Feyd@programming.dev 11 points 3 months ago

People having seen the exact same joke that isn't even good for a decade or more....

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

[-] jve@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I hate the fucking eagles, man.

[-] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Fuck you man. If you don't like my fuckin' music get your own fuckin' cab!

[-] Feyd@programming.dev -2 points 3 months ago

That's cute, but you're complaining about people expressing their opinions on a platform where the entire point is to comment on posts...

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I'm not complaining, I'm stating an observation. You seem the one bothered

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 3 months ago

You seem the one bothered

[-] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

I haven't seen this one. Enjoyed it.

There is a relevant xkcd for this, but I'll mark it as a lazy load.

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