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A wife tells her programmer husband: β€œGo to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get six.”

He comes back with six gallons of milk. When she asks why, he replies: β€œThey had eggs".

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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

any language that allows ternary conditionals

[-] dnick@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Those would all start with the if, followed by two conditions, not a statement and then an if. There would be a condition to evaluate, followed by then/else?

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