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this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026
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The court has sentenced you to a month long bender. May Bacchus have mercy on your liver.
Pretty sure given Bacchus is over both alcohol and madness, he's going to preside over their entire relationship. Fertility too, so they may want to be extra careful with protection.
Fortunately for them I'm pretty sure he's just fertility as in fucking, not fertility as in reproducing. They just have to keep an eye out to stop Hera, Aphrodite, or Demeter from catching on to fhdm
One often leads to the other, unless prevented from doing so.