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Anon wants to be fit
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this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2026
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drags salmon through the back door
No! No no no! Not in the house! Outside, Bear! Outside! Go on! You're getting a bath later too!
*roars and slashes the dry wall, upending the table*
Aww, does someone want to go outside?