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Anon time travels
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this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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Why would I give you more RAM to do all the things you want with it?
I'll keep it for my data center, so that I can feed it to my AI, so that you can do all the things that I want you to do with it!
Thank you Mr. Tech CEO! Very nice! Here's my $1000 to buy a shitty device riddled with adware and spyware (plus subscription). Feel free to give some of this sum to a maniac politician!
Fixed it for you
And we'll make you hook up to the central computer when you want to do something. You don't even need 8GB for that!