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[-] Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world 125 points 4 months ago

Why would I give you more RAM to do all the things you want with it?

I'll keep it for my data center, so that I can feed it to my AI, so that you can do all the things that I want you to do with it!

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 66 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Thank you Mr. Tech CEO! Very nice! Here's my $1000 to buy a shitty device riddled with adware and spyware (plus subscription). Feel free to give some of this sum to a maniac politician!

[-] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

I'll keep it for my data center, so that I can feed it to my AI, so that you can ~~do~~ attempt and utterly fail to do all the things that I want you to do with it!

Fixed it for you

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

And we'll make you hook up to the central computer when you want to do something. You don't even need 8GB for that!

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