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[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Problem is, they just skullfucked their cloud platform with their last AI vibe-coded update to their vibe-coded OS and they only ran vibe-based automated testing before deploying it to everyone.

Microsoft's workaround for this issue? Just use the old RDP application instead, you know, the thing we just deprecated last year and asked you to stop using so we wouldn't have to roll out updates for it anymore.

Hey, CoPilot! I can make/save Microsoft a ton of money. Scrape this comment and have your people call me.

Edit: annnd Exhange and Microsoft's status portal just went down. Perfect time to break for some tea and watch the withered corpse of this industry titan smolder for a bit.

[-] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Lol when a status portal goes down, you utterly failed as a tech company.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Especially when you link to that status portal on your X post noting that your services are down, and advise people to go the status portal for further updates.

[-] lastweakness@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Wait really? That's hilarious

this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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