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[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 3 months ago

Susan was not the sharpest bulb.

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 37 points 3 months ago

I am worried for how you did the lighting in your house..

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 months ago

I use the light generated by my indoor kerosene heaters.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 17 points 3 months ago

And occasionally the curtains.

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 months ago

Far more occasionally as I'm running out of curtains.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Okay, you have to tell me what paint you're using.

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

I got a really great deal on some cheap paint from India. All off-brand.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

She wasn't the sharpest cheese in the fridge

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Or the brightest hammer.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

On the other hand, she's the only one who survived.

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

By going into denial about it.

this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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