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What if Chomsky was the only one ACTUALLY associated with Epstein for tax advice. He was too autistic to get the whole wink wink nudge nudge routine and was just like "Jeff I have a real nightmare of a tax situation I need help with, but I don't see why I'd need to take a trip to the Bahamas: can I just email my documents to you?"
I feel like that would be a good comedy of errors. Epstein, played by Steve Martin, has to keep up appearances of legitimate tax advice while hiding his child trafficking ring from Noam, played by John Candy. Hilarity ensues as a number of close calls almost reveal the truth.
Goddammit I'd watch that