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[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 101 points 1 month ago

One time when I was in my early teens, I was teasing my sister and her friend and that friend suddenly lunged at me and bit me on the arm, hard. I had tooth marks and a funny feeling for the next few hours - a girl had touched me, with her mouth!

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 105 points 1 month ago

Did it affect your taste in women?

[-] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago

No no, the woman tasted him

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 66 points 1 month ago

That's basically 3rd base for praying mantis's

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago
[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Seriously though, even as an adult I don't know if I did or not. Why did she do that?

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

If a woman bites you again, she owns you now

this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2026
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