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Anon looks back
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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One time when I was in my early teens, I was teasing my sister and her friend and that friend suddenly lunged at me and bit me on the arm, hard. I had tooth marks and a funny feeling for the next few hours - a girl had touched me, with her mouth!
Did it affect your taste in women?
No no, the woman tasted him
That's basically 3rd base for praying mantis's
You missed your shot man
Seriously though, even as an adult I don't know if I did or not. Why did she do that?
If a woman bites you again, she owns you now