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[-] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 15 points 1 day ago

Healthy people have more effective time travel machine: alcohol. Allows skipping half of the evening in a blinking of the eye.

[-] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago

ADHD people have alcohol too, and it's equally effective...but you only borrow the time travel, because time moves at 1/100th speed the next day.

[-] magikmw@piefed.social 1 points 18 hours ago

Alcohol doesn't work on me that way. I mean, hangover yes, time travel no.

[-] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 18 hours ago

That because you're not drinking enough then...if you don't have blackouts, you can handle some more

[-] magikmw@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago

Nah, I either feel too sick or too sleepy to continue.

[-] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 hours ago

Then you're just drinking too slow...can't give the body too much time to react to the poor decisions.

[-] irotsoma@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 16 hours ago

Yeah the right speed is key. Too slow and you get sleepy. Too fast and you get sick. Have to get drunk and then sick and sleepy so the drunk distracts from the constant body feeling and you dont notice the sick and sleepy anymore...for a little bit...

[-] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 1 points 17 hours ago

Same. I got blackout drunk twice in my life, the second time I spent most of the next day in the ER because I couldn't even keep water down. The older I got, the less I could tolerate alcohol, to the point I would get sick and vomit before I could get to the point of blackout. I very rarely drink anymore now and it's only one drink at the time at most. 

[-] irotsoma@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 16 hours ago

Could also be allergic, or just drinking stuff too fast or that's too strong. Moderation of intake speed is key. But yeah, for you sounds not worth it.

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