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Anon hangs out with a coworker
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this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026
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He's not a hedonist, he's depressed. I know how good porn is, but it's not healthy to only have one activity and no people in your life.
I mean, his life revolves around wanking and sleeping... Two things can be true, TBF.
When I hear hedonist, the first thing I tend to think of is the actual philosophy by that name. I don't think Epicurus or Hobbes would have appreciated being lumped in with an ascetic devotee of Onan.
An ascetic devotee of Onan? ๐ You have a way with words, yakko.
Is it not written that Yakko yaks?