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Anon hangs out with a coworker
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this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026
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“Nothing else in his apartment“? No towel, sock or Kleenex?
He swallows each load. Recycling!
What are you hinting at? Not so sure what you mean.
He says (quite clearly) that the reason for the lack of paper products to wick up the semen is because the man drinks his own semen, he goes on further likening this practice to recycling.
I hope I was of assistance.
Ah. I wasn’t thinking about THAT in my original question.
But I was!
Reminds me of a video from /b/ where this prostitute goes "Where is your furniture, where do you fuck?" And then he goes "Everywhere" absurdity ensues, cannot share here due to rules
What do you think the chicken sandwiches are for?
You mean the napkins.
Right?