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[-] stressballs@lemmy.zip 58 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Lies. Dudes like that don't own a second chair.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 45 points 5 days ago

One of the chairs doubles as a table for the chicken sandwiches.

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 14 points 5 days ago

Has got to have a spot to put up your feet

[-] antimidas@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Or put the laptop/cellphone you watch the porn on

this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026
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