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Anon hangs out with a coworker (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

eh, he prolly bought the second lawn chair after he jerked off so hard he broke the first one.

wait he kept the broken one

[-] dermanus@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

Hey, you need something to put your feet on

this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026

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