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The cops pay Anon a visit (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] three@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

The boys and I have a racist group chat and my hard drive is full of kiddie porn and audio recordings of women peeing in public restrooms.

lmfao you're going to need a more robust destruction plan

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You seem to be confused about which side in my scenario is the cops.

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