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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

"You are absolutely right, ma'am. I understand why my spilling your drink in your lap has caused you some distress, and I truly sympathize with your son's concussion from the blunt impact caused by my reckless flailing to fix my previous mistake. Please listen to this advertisement while another attendant comes to assist you."

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago

By the way there is a seahorse emoji.

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

i love the seahorse emoji ๐Ÿš๐Ÿš๐Ÿš๐Ÿš

this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2026
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