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Anon works in cybersecurity
(sh.itjust.works)
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The most annoying usage I've seen was a smaller company that used stars wars names for email distribution lists.
"Why did you forward this networking ticket to Chewbacca group? It's supposed to go to BobaFett."
Gee, I dunno, maybe because you use cutesy, non-descriptive names for email groups instead of just networkingsupport@company.com.
I just want a nice, useful address book I can actually search. But those morons don't even have that, so instead we have abominable emails like did.ssi-sii and such. Sure it all means something, if you can just remember what fucking letter soup the department you're looking for is. You want the service desk? did.dsi-sdk Rolls off the fucking tongue, doesn't it.
What's the point of this piece of shit Outlook if we can't even search for team addresses?