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this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2026
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I guess our Aldi is different? At ours the cashier's keep a spare cart, fill that with the stuff they scan, then take your cart after you pay and you move to a section where you can bag.
Admittedly it's the only one I've been in, and it's a fairly small one