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[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

Well, that explains a lot about the product quality. Their entire development workflow is a complete fucking mess.

  • Long-lived feature branches.
  • Creating merge commits to main just for the sole purpose of tagging them as releases while also maintaining separate release branches.
  • Force-pushing tags to incorporate post-release hotfixes instead of releasing minor patch updates.
  • Taking bugfixes from releases and merging them back into the development branch (have they not heard of cherry-pick?)
  • Always using merges even when a rebase would be easier to follow and keep the history more straightforward.
[-] figjam@midwest.social 33 points 3 days ago

Whats a merge? We be morging up here

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

It's morgin time

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 days ago

I admire your ability to interpret anything into this fucking picture...

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