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Avocado toast is out. Rotisserie chicken is in. (discuss.online)
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[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

So... he thinks the laser "infects" his chicken, indirectly giving him "laser poisoning"... So his solution is to have them laser him directly, through the impenetrable barrier of a cotton t-shirt?

Are... are lasers only harmful if digested? Is the brief swipe of a laser some sort of catalyst for a chemical change in the chicken meat?

this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2026
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