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[-] 20cello@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

He's an expert

[-] 0x0f@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Yup, he probably still has a bathroom full of classified material.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wipes his ass with the constitution.

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