They’re too busy regulating their militias.

Shocked.

I didn’t say they were very good web devs.

I worked at a company that made IoT stuff (which is an increasingly archaic term). The web team was pitching using a third party tool called ThingSpace to view and manage the things. The web dev said ThingSpace could do all these amazing things automatically. The manager said “can we change the color of the background?” The web dev said “…. no.”

Someday we’ll find it — the Klandathu Connection.

So Johnny is played by Kermit and Carmen is played by Miss Piggy, natch.

But who is Dizzy, and who is Carl?

Requiem For A Dream.

Marlon Waynes.