[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

How generous.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Who could have known this would happen.

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[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

They’re too busy regulating their militias.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I didn’t say they were very good web devs.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

I worked at a company that made IoT stuff (which is an increasingly archaic term). The web team was pitching using a third party tool called ThingSpace to view and manage the things. The web dev said ThingSpace could do all these amazing things automatically. The manager said “can we change the color of the background?” The web dev said “…. no.”

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Deploy the strategic bomb.. — oh.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Daddy Vladdy said the Special Military Operation™ to rescue the russian-speakers would be over in two weeks. 🥺

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Make billionaires millionaires again.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I would add cabbage and crunchy noodles, and some chinese peppers if you're feeling spicy.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

A shart of a deal.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Sounds like Xi is dining on orange chicken tacos tonight.

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