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Did no one read the article?
He smashed the window and began undoing the lock from the inside
No one ever reads the article. What do we want, context?
I'm not gonna call it the world's best home defense shooting, but I'm not gonna call it some kind of injustice.
There are no windows in a steel door.
Reading comprehension is hard
You dumb?
Don't cry to me because you didn't read the article lol
Ook lol. Thread following skills - 0.
Lmao don't cry it's not my fault you didn't read the article
And it's not my fault that you can't follow the thread of more than one comment.
I love how everyone downvoted you yet you think I'm the one who messed up
Here's the quote again, taken directly from the article. Try reading slower if you're having trouble 👍
Which means... drumroll please... there's a window in the door. I'm really glad I could hold your hand through this experience. Tomorrow we'll work on tying your shoelaces because you're a big boy now 😉
What is wrong with? Do you understand English at all?
I'm so sorry, I should have written that in a language you'd understand. Let me try again:
Oook ook ook eek eek eek. Ooo ooo ah ah. Eeek eeek. Ooo ooo, aha aha, hoo hoo. Ooo ooo ooo!
Oh, typing monkey on the internets! Now I understand why you can't comprehend English language.
Aww don't cry