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A photo of a cake with 8 candles in a row. The first and fifth candle from the right are lit. The caption reads "Happy 17th Birthday"
Last birthday party I was at I just wanted a nibble of cake but they told me I had to take one or more bites.
I'd have a few words with them, kick them right up their rear endian
I usually just gather a nibble by picking up a couple crumbs... I'll see myself out.