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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)
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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[-] Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Legally, technically: no.

Philosophically, practically: if you believe it's murder when you do it, you are a murderer mentally. You decided to kill a person, then followed through with it. And the first time is always the hardest.

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