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Anon is a scientist (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 3 days ago

How does the wind blow a cake off the table?

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Paper plates can act like sails, especially if the slice isn't that huge

[-] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Never been to north Dakota eh?

this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2026

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